{"id":227,"date":"2004-01-29T15:39:51","date_gmt":"2004-01-29T14:39:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/2004\/01\/noch-duemmer-als-ich.htm"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-29T22:00:00","slug":"noch-duemmer-als-ich","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/2004\/01\/noch-duemmer-als-ich.htm","title":{"rendered":"Noch d\u00fcmmer als ich"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>The customer&#8217;s house appeared to be in the middle of nowhere: there was nothing but barren land for miles in all directions. As he approached the house, he noticed a ring of cows, dogs, chickens, and pigs running loose and circling the house making an awful noise.<br \/>\nAs he approached the house, he noticed a dead, half eaten animal near the front of the house. Later, he learned, whenever the customer needed to feed his dogs, he would step outside and shoot a calf.<\/i><br \/>\naus <a href=\"http:\/\/rinkworks.com\/stupid\/\" target=_new>Computer Stupidities<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ich wei\u00df, dass es mich endg\u00fcltig zu einem schlechten Menschen macht. Aber von <a href=\"http:\/\/rinkworks.com\/stupid\/cs_calls.shtml\" target=_new>dieser Art von Geschichten<\/a> kann ich einfach nicht genug kriegen. Dabei verstehe ich selbst von Computern nicht mal genug, um die <a href=\"http:\/\/rinkworks.com\/stupid\/cs_programming.shtml\" target=_new>Programming-Geschichten<\/a> zu kapieren.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The customer&#8217;s house appeared to be in the middle of nowhere: there was nothing but barren land for miles in all directions. As he approached the house, he noticed a ring of cows, dogs, chickens, and pigs running loose and circling the house making an awful noise. As he approached the house, he noticed a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-227","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/227","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=227"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/227\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=227"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=227"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=227"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}