{"id":23172,"date":"2014-10-10T06:48:38","date_gmt":"2014-10-10T04:48:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/?p=23172"},"modified":"2024-10-28T16:31:08","modified_gmt":"2024-10-28T15:31:08","slug":"journal-donnerstag-9-oktober-2014-der-wasserverkaeufer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/2014\/10\/journal-donnerstag-9-oktober-2014-der-wasserverkaeufer.htm","title":{"rendered":"Journal Donnerstag, 9. Oktober 2014 &#8211; der Wasserverk\u00e4ufer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Um drei Uhr morgens von Hubschrauberl\u00e4rm aufgewacht: Da w\u00fcrde doch nicht um diese Zeit einer auf dem Not-Not-Not-Landeplatz inmitten der Innenstadtkliniken landen m\u00fcssen? Ich stand auf und sah hinaus: Nein, keine Absperrungen und Feuerwehrwagen hatten eine Landung vorbereitet. Doch ich h\u00f6rte den Hubschrauber noch sehr lange sehr tief fliegen.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a7<\/p>\n<p>Nochmal bei offenem Fenster crosstrainergestrampelt. Ein halbes Dutzend balgender Amseln beobachtet, ein quietschoranges Eichh\u00f6rnchen gesehen.<\/p>\n<p>In wundervoller Morgensonne in die Arbeit gelaufen.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/archiv\/141009_Morgensonne_2-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/archiv\/141009_Morgensonne_2-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"422\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-102774\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Eine Anregung von <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/midoridu\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">@midori<\/a> aufgenommen: Sie hatte \u00fcber eine App getwittert, die sie st\u00fcndlich daran erinnert, eine Pause zu machen. Und diese nutzt sie, um mit dem Aufzug f\u00fcnf Stockwerke hinunter zu fahren (nicht zu Fu\u00df wegen Knie), um dann zu Fu\u00df nach oben zu gehen. Zweites Obergescho\u00df bis drittes Untergescho\u00df ergibt auch in dem Geb\u00e4ude, in dem ich arbeite, f\u00fcnf Stockwerke, daf\u00fcr sind meine Knie schon lange problemfrei und kann runterrennen. Viermal schaffte ich es \u00fcber den Tag verteilt, aufzuspringen und das tats\u00e4chlich zu tun. <\/p>\n<p>Am fr\u00fchen Nachmittag riss ich mich zudem f\u00fcr einen kleinen Mittagspausenspaziergang los &#8211; und war v\u00f6llig \u00fcberrascht, in ernsthaft sommerliche Temperaturen zu geraten.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a7<\/p>\n<p>Akquiseanruf von einem Wasserbottich-f\u00fcrs-B\u00fcro-Verk\u00e4ufer &#8211; allein die Vorstellung, in dieser 60-qm-Agentur auch noch Platz f\u00fcr einen Wasserturm finden zu m\u00fcssen, erheiterte mich (selbst Serverschr\u00e4nkchen und Drucker finden nur im kleinen Besprechungszimmer Platz).<\/p>\n<p>Nachdem er sein Spr\u00fccherl aufgesagt hatte, inklusive die Firma sei auch Mitglied im Verband deutscher Mineralbrunnen, erkundigte er sich nach meinem Interesse.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Nein, ich habe kein Interesse. Das M\u00fcnchner Leitungswasser ist ganz hervorragend und versorgt uns bestens.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Wasserverk\u00e4ufer: &#8220;Aber das kommt doch alles durch die Kl\u00e4ranlage!&#8221;<br \/>\nVor Verbl\u00fcffung \u00fcber dieses Ausma\u00df an manipulativem Bl\u00f6dsinn musste ich herzhaft lachen.<br \/>\nIch: &#8220;Nein, das ist Quellwasser &#8211; das m\u00fcssten Sie doch wissen!&#8221;<br \/>\nWK: &#8220;Ich kann doch nicht alle Wasserquellen Deutschlands kennen.&#8221;<br \/>\nIch: &#8220;Ach, schickt Sie der Verband der deutscher Mineralbrunnen nicht auf Fortbildungen?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>WK: &#8220;Daf\u00fcr ist unser Wasser besonders gesund und aufbereitet!&#8221;<br \/>\nIch: &#8220;Ah, LEBENDIGES Wasser!&#8221;<br \/>\nWK: &#8220;Was?&#8221;<br \/>\nIch: &#8220;Da gibt&#8217;s doch so Kristallstengel, die man in die Wasserkr\u00fcge steckt, und dann wird das Wasser lebendig.&#8221;<br \/>\nJetzt lachte der Anrufer herzlich.<\/p>\n<p>Wir schieden als Freunde und w\u00fcnschten einander einen sch\u00f6nen Tag.<\/p>\n<p>(Dazwischen hatte ich ihn noch gefragt, ob er nicht eine Wasserverkostung deutscher Leitungsw\u00e4sser anbieten m\u00f6chte, es gebe doch so Wassersommeliers. Aber au\u00dfer mit &#8220;ja, da schmeckt man bestimmt Unterschiede&#8221; sprang er nicht darauf an. Dabei w\u00fcrde mich das wirklich mal interessieren.)<\/p>\n<p>\u00a7<\/p>\n<p>Die heimlichen&#8230; nicht so heimlichen Weltherrscher:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.newstatesman.com\/culture\/2014\/10\/grayson-perry-rise-and-fall-default-man\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">&#8220;Grayson Perry: The rise and fall of Default Man<br \/>\nHow did the straight, white, middle-class Default Man take control of our society \u2013 and how can he be dethroned?&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Today, in politically correct 21st-century Britain, you might think things would have changed but somehow the Great White Male has thrived and continues to colonise the high-status, high-earning, high-power roles (93 per cent of executive directors in the UK are white men; 77 per cent of parliament is male). The Great White Male\u2019s combination of good education, manners, charm, confidence and sexual attractiveness (or \u201cmoney\u201d, as I like to call it) means he has a strong grip on the keys to power. Of course, the main reason he has those qualities in the first place is what he is, not what he has achieved. John Scalzi, in his blog Whatever, thought that being a straight white male was like playing the computer game called Life with the difficulty setting on \u201cEasy\u201d. If you are a Default Man you look like power.<br \/>\n(&#8230;)<br \/>\nIn the course of making my documentary series about identity, <i>Who Are You?<\/i>, for Channel 4, the identity I found hardest to talk about, the most elusive, was Default Man\u2019s. Somehow, his world-view, his take on society, now so overlaps with the dominant narrative that it is like a Death Star hiding behind the moon. We cannot unpick his thoughts and feelings from the \u201cproper, right-thinking\u201d attitudes of our society.<br \/>\n(&#8230;)<br \/>\nWhen we talk of identity, we often think of groups such as black Muslim lesbians in wheelchairs. This is because identity only seems to become an issue when it is challenged or under threat. Our classic Default Man is rarely under existential threat; consequently, his identity remains unexamined. It ambles along blithely, never having to stand up for its rights or to defend its homeland.<br \/>\n(&#8230;)<br \/>\nWhen I was at art college in the late Seventies\/early Eighties, one of the slogans the feminists used was: \u201cObjectivity is Male Subjectivity.\u201d This brilliantly encapsulates how male power nestles in our very language, exerting influence at the most fundamental level. Men, especially Default Men, have put forward their biased, highly emotional views as somehow \u201crational\u201d, more considered, more \u201ccalm down, dear\u201d. Women and \u201cexotic\u201d minorities are framed as \u201cpassionate\u201d or \u201cemotional\u201d as if they, the Default Men, had this unique ability to somehow look round the side of that most interior lens, the lens that is always distorted by our feelings. Default Man somehow had a dispassionate, empirical, objective vision of the world as a birthright, and everyone else was at the mercy of turbulent, uncontrolled feelings. That, of course, explained why the \u201cothers\u201d often held views that were at such odds with their supposedly cool, analytic vision of the world.<br \/>\n(&#8230;)<br \/>\nOne tactic that men use to disguise their subjectively restricted clothing choices is the justification of spurious function. As if they need a watch that splits lap times and works 300 feet underwater, or a Himalayan mountaineer\u2019s jacket for a walk in the park. The rufty-tufty army\/hunter camouflage pattern is now to boys as pink is to girls. Curiously, I think the real function of the sober business suit is not to look smart but as camouflage. A person in a grey suit is invisible, in the way burglars often wear hi-vis jackets to pass as unremarkable \u201cworkmen\u201d. The business suit is the uniform of those who do the looking, the appraising. It rebuffs comment by its sheer ubiquity. Many office workers loathe dress-down Fridays because they can no longer hide behind a suit. They might have to expose something of their messy selves through their \u201ccasual\u201d clothes.<br \/>\n(&#8230;)<br \/>\nThe outcry against positive discrimination is the wail of someone who is having their privilege taken away. For talented black, female and working-class people to take their just place in the limited seats of power, some of those Default Men are going to have to give up their seats.<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps Default Man needs to step down from some of his most celebrated roles. I\u2019d happily watch a gay black James Bond and an all-female <i>Top Gear<\/i>, <i>QI<\/i> or <i>Have I Got News for You<\/i>.<br \/>\n(&#8230;)<br \/>\nEarlier this year, at the Being A Man festival at the Southbank Centre in London, I gave a talk on masculinity called: \u201cMen, Sit Down for your Rights!\u201d. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Das st\u00fctzt ganz wunderbar <a href=\"http:\/\/antjeschrupp.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Antje Schrupps<\/a> zentrales Hinterfragen dieser Standards: Es geht nicht darum, Frauen in diesem M\u00e4nnersystem nach vorne zu bringen, sondern zu untersuchen, ob es Alternativen zu diesem System gibt, die automatisch Frauen enthalten.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Um drei Uhr morgens von Hubschrauberl\u00e4rm aufgewacht: Da w\u00fcrde doch nicht um diese Zeit einer auf dem Not-Not-Not-Landeplatz inmitten der Innenstadtkliniken landen m\u00fcssen? Ich stand auf und sah hinaus: Nein, keine Absperrungen und Feuerwehrwagen hatten eine Landung vorbereitet. Doch ich h\u00f6rte den Hubschrauber noch sehr lange sehr tief fliegen. \u00a7 Nochmal bei offenem Fenster crosstrainergestrampelt. 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