{"id":361,"date":"2004-04-21T09:49:53","date_gmt":"2004-04-21T08:49:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/2004\/04\/the-wild-rose.htm"},"modified":"2018-11-04T21:25:02","modified_gmt":"2018-11-04T20:25:02","slug":"the-wild-rose","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/2004\/04\/the-wild-rose.htm","title":{"rendered":"The Wild Rose"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Colorful, but unpicked. You are <b>The Wild Rose<\/b>.<\/p>\n<p>Prone to bouts of cynicism, sarcasm, and thorns, you excite a certain kind of man. Hoping to gather you up, he flirts and winks and asks you out, ultimately professing his love. Then you make him bleed. Why? Because you&#8217;re the rare, independent, self-sufficient kind of woman who does want love, but not from a weakling. <\/p>\n<p>You don&#8217;t seem to take yourself too seriously, and that&#8217;s refreshing. You aren&#8217;t uptight; you don&#8217;t over-plan. Romance-wise, sex isn&#8217;t a top priority&#8211;a true relationship would be preferable. For your age, you haven&#8217;t had a lot of bonafide love experience, though, and this kind of gets to core of the issue. You&#8217;re very selective. <\/p>\n<p>The problem is them, not you, right? You have lofty standards that few measure up to. You&#8217;re out there all right, but not to be picked up by just anyone.<\/p>\n<p><i>&#8220;You&#8217;re never truly single as long as you have yourself.&#8221; <\/i><\/p>\n<p>ALWAYS AVOID: The Bachelor <\/p>\n<p>CONSIDER: The Vapor Trail.<\/p>\n<p>Your exact opposite:<br \/>\nThe Dirty Little Secret<\/p>\n<p>from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.okcupid.com\/\" taget=_new>here<\/a>, via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.uffish.com\/\" target=_new>uffish<\/a><br \/>\n(War wirklich mal wieder Zeit f\u00fcr einen Psycho-Test. Meine Umrisse begannen schon auszufransen.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Colorful, but unpicked. You are The Wild Rose. Prone to bouts of cynicism, sarcasm, and thorns, you excite a certain kind of man. Hoping to gather you up, he flirts and winks and asks you out, ultimately professing his love. Then you make him bleed. Why? Because you&#8217;re the rare, independent, self-sufficient kind of woman [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-361","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/361","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=361"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/361\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48007,"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/361\/revisions\/48007"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=361"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=361"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=361"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}