{"id":397,"date":"2004-05-18T08:04:26","date_gmt":"2004-05-18T06:04:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/2004\/05\/leider-nicht.htm"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-29T22:00:00","slug":"leider-nicht","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/2004\/05\/leider-nicht.htm","title":{"rendered":"Leider nicht"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.viceland.com\/issues\/v11n3\/htdocs\/the_vice.php\" target=_new><i>Strippers and prostitutes (and fags, for some reason) all know this secret way to prevent ingrown hairs after you shave your swimsuit area. It&#8217;s simple and cheap and it never fails. Put deodorant on it. I think there&#8217;s something about the alcohol in the deodorant that opens the pores wide enough that the hairs can&#8217;t ingrow. It&#8217;s the same principle behind that really expensive Tend Skin shit, but deodorant works about 80 times better.<\/i><\/a><br \/>\nVia <a href=\"http:\/\/zeitgenossen.twoday.net\/stories\/204580\/\" target=_new>Zeitgenossen<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ich hab\u2019s ausprobiert: Funktioniert nicht. W\u00e4re auch zu sch\u00f6n gewesen. Sind amerikanische Deos entscheidend anders? Oder lag der Haken darin, dass ich mit \u201eshave\u201c gar nicht erst anzufangen brauche und meine Methode deshalb \u201ewax\u201c ist? Oder habe ich das versch\u00e4mte &#8220;swimsuit area&#8221; missverstanden und es handelt sich um die Achseln?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Strippers and prostitutes (and fags, for some reason) all know this secret way to prevent ingrown hairs after you shave your swimsuit area. It&#8217;s simple and cheap and it never fails. Put deodorant on it. I think there&#8217;s something about the alcohol in the deodorant that opens the pores wide enough that the hairs can&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-397","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/397","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=397"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/397\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=397"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=397"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=397"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}