{"id":6230,"date":"2009-12-04T11:40:53","date_gmt":"2009-12-04T10:40:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/?p=6230"},"modified":"2009-12-04T11:40:53","modified_gmt":"2009-12-04T10:40:53","slug":"different-kinds-of-not-cool","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/2009\/12\/different-kinds-of-not-cool.htm","title":{"rendered":"Different kinds of not cool"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Erst hoffte ich, die Queen of Uncool, eine Schwester zu entdecken: <a href=\"http:\/\/alrighttit.blogspot.com\/2009\/12\/nice-and-cool.html\" target=_new>\u201eAlright tit\u201c Lisa<\/a> blogt dar\u00fcber, wie sehr sie nicht cool ist. Doch dann schildert sie eine Szene, die diese Uncoolheit in ihren Augen belegt:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u2018And you\u2019re travelling alone today?\u2019 asked the airport check-in guy earlier this year.<br \/>\n\u2018Yup,\u2019 I answered.<br \/>\n\u2018Well there\u2019s good news \u2013 your flight is full, so we\u2019ll be offering you a complimentary upgrade.\u2019<br \/>\n\u2018That IS good news,\u2019 I enthused, slapping my hands flat onto his desk. \u2018Brilliant. Smashing. Nice one, cheers, thanks.\u2019<br \/>\n\u2018And you\u2019ll be able to use the executive lounge before you board.\u2019<br \/>\n\u2018Really? Wow. Are you sure?\u2019 I gushed.<br \/>\n\u2018Of course,\u2019 said a smirking Check-in Guy, demonstrably entertained.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Ah richtig, das ist tats\u00e4chlich nicht cool. Aber es ist herzerfrischend und sympathisch. Meine Form von uncool allerdings ist <i>akward<\/i>. Genau dieselbe Szene mit mir w\u00fcrde folgenderma\u00dfen ablaufen:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u2018And you\u2019re travelling alone today?\u2019 asks the airport check-in guy earlier this year.<br \/>\n\u2018Yes I am,\u2019 I would answer.<br \/>\n\u2018Well there\u2019s good news \u2013 your flight is full, so we\u2019ll be offering you a complimentary upgrade.\u2019<br \/>\n\u2018Oh, really? That\u2026 Really? Are you, erm, sure? Erm, thank you. Haha.\u2019<br \/>\n\u2018And you\u2019ll be able to use the executive lounge before you board.\u2019<br \/>\n\u2018Oh. Well. I\u2026 Ermm, ah, thank you very much. Very kind of you.\u201d<br \/>\n\u2018You are welcome,\u2019 would the Check-in Guy say, already regretting that he didn\u2019t offer the upgrade to the haughty blond stunner standing in line before me, that he had considered too arrogant.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Das ist leider nicht mal sympathisch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Erst hoffte ich, die Queen of Uncool, eine Schwester zu entdecken: \u201eAlright tit\u201c Lisa blogt dar\u00fcber, wie sehr sie nicht cool ist. Doch dann schildert sie eine Szene, die diese Uncoolheit in ihren Augen belegt: \u2018And you\u2019re travelling alone today?\u2019 asked the airport check-in guy earlier this year. \u2018Yup,\u2019 I answered. \u2018Well there\u2019s good news [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6230","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6230","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6230"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6230\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6230"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6230"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6230"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}