{"id":65,"date":"2003-10-24T08:33:22","date_gmt":"2003-10-24T06:33:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/2003\/10\/things-men-should-know-about-women-2.htm"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-29T22:00:00","slug":"things-men-should-know-about-women-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/2003\/10\/things-men-should-know-about-women-2.htm","title":{"rendered":"Things men should know about women (2)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1. Should you hit it off with a woman, perhaps think you are soul mates,<br \/>\nand fall into bed in an unclothed, heavy-breathing, romance-novel tangle,<br \/>\nand, in the heat of it all, she moans, &#8220;Daddy,&#8221; do not even attempt to put<br \/>\nyour pants on until you are in the car.<br \/>\n2. The idea of love at first sight, though attractive to women in theory,<br \/>\nterrifies them in practice.<br \/>\n3. The quirky perfect gift that shows you&#8217;ve been listening is worth twice<br \/>\nthe value of anything you can find at Tiffany&#8217;s.<br \/>\nOf course, it doesn&#8217;t hurt if the quirky perfect gift happens to be from Tiffany&#8217;s.<br \/>\nGifts that may be quirky but never perfect: a blender, a beater, a vacuum<br \/>\ncleaner, or a waffle iron.<br \/>\nby <a href=\"http:\/\/www.esquire.com\/\" target=_new>Esquire<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. Should you hit it off with a woman, perhaps think you are soul mates, and fall into bed in an unclothed, heavy-breathing, romance-novel tangle, and, in the heat of it all, she moans, &#8220;Daddy,&#8221; do not even attempt to put your pants on until you are in the car. 2. The idea of love [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-65","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=65"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=65"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=65"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=65"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}