{"id":67,"date":"2003-10-25T11:02:58","date_gmt":"2003-10-25T09:02:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/2003\/10\/things-men-should-know-about-women-3.htm"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-29T22:00:00","slug":"things-men-should-know-about-women-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/2003\/10\/things-men-should-know-about-women-3.htm","title":{"rendered":"Things men should know about women (3)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1. While yes sometimes means no, no always means no, as does<br \/>\nher ordering the garlicky pesto sauce, twirling her hair around her<br \/>\nfinger while gazing absently into space, and getting up from the table<br \/>\nto go to the ladies&#8217; room and never returning.<br \/>\n2. Women, much like men, are human, and thus appreciate it when you<br \/>\nask them questions about themselves.<br \/>\n3. Never ask a woman why she&#8217;s mad at you, as she will only get madder<br \/>\nat your not knowing.<br \/>\nby <a href=\"http:\/\/www.esquire.com\" target=_new>Esquire<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. While yes sometimes means no, no always means no, as does her ordering the garlicky pesto sauce, twirling her hair around her finger while gazing absently into space, and getting up from the table to go to the ladies&#8217; room and never returning. 2. Women, much like men, are human, and thus appreciate it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-67","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=67"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=67"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=67"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=67"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}