{"id":77,"date":"2003-10-29T09:33:57","date_gmt":"2003-10-29T08:33:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/2003\/10\/things-men-should-know-about-women-7.htm"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-29T22:00:00","slug":"things-men-should-know-about-women-7","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/2003\/10\/things-men-should-know-about-women-7.htm","title":{"rendered":"Things men should know about women (7)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1. While the occasional quick love bite is, in context, welcome,<br \/>\nthat incessant animal-in-a-leg-trap gnawing: no.<br \/>\n2. Never let her arrive at an event alone.<br \/>\n3. Her job is just as important as yours.<br \/>\nby <a href=\"http:\/\/www.esquire.com\/\" target=_new>Esquire<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. While the occasional quick love bite is, in context, welcome, that incessant animal-in-a-leg-trap gnawing: no. 2. Never let her arrive at an event alone. 3. Her job is just as important as yours. by Esquire<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-77","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=77"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=77"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=77"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=77"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}