{"id":79,"date":"2003-10-30T11:45:05","date_gmt":"2003-10-30T10:45:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/2003\/10\/things-men-should-know-about-women-8.htm"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-29T22:00:00","slug":"things-men-should-know-about-women-8","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/2003\/10\/things-men-should-know-about-women-8.htm","title":{"rendered":"Things men should know about women (8)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1. If she works out, compliment her muscles.<br \/>\n2. First-date don&#8217;ts: overdress, underdress, show up too early,<br \/>\nshow up too late, or talk too much about yourself.<br \/>\nSecond-date don&#8217;ts: See first-date don&#8217;ts, plus don&#8217;t presume<br \/>\nthat you&#8217;re now en-titled to sex.<br \/>\nThird-date don&#8217;ts: See first- and second-date don&#8217;ts, plus don&#8217;t<br \/>\nstart talking about how you never want to have children or, for that<br \/>\nmatter, how you want to have children immediately.<br \/>\n3. Know that while Rhett Butler can get away with telling Scarlett<br \/>\nO&#8217;Hara that she &#8220;should be kissed, and often, and by someone who<br \/>\nknows how,&#8221; you cannot.<br \/>\nby <a href=\"http:\/\/www.esquire.com\" target=_new>Esquire<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. If she works out, compliment her muscles. 2. First-date don&#8217;ts: overdress, underdress, show up too early, show up too late, or talk too much about yourself. Second-date don&#8217;ts: See first-date don&#8217;ts, plus don&#8217;t presume that you&#8217;re now en-titled to sex. Third-date don&#8217;ts: See first- and second-date don&#8217;ts, plus don&#8217;t start talking about how you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-79","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=79"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=79"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=79"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=79"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}