{"id":81,"date":"2003-10-31T09:41:51","date_gmt":"2003-10-31T08:41:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/2003\/10\/things-men-should-know-about-women-9.htm"},"modified":"2005-01-20T08:20:26","modified_gmt":"2005-01-20T07:20:26","slug":"things-men-should-know-about-women-9","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/2003\/10\/things-men-should-know-about-women-9.htm","title":{"rendered":"Things men should know about women (9)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1. Only acceptable pickup line: &#8220;Hi, my name is [insert your name]. What&#8217;s yours?&#8221;<br \/>\n2. On PMS: The fact that she knows hormones are causing her temporary crankiness doesn&#8217;t make the feelings any less real, so cut her some slack.<br \/>\nAt those times when she criticizes your mood, it&#8217;s okay to remind her of how you always cut her some slack on PMS days.<br \/>\nDo not expect this gambit to work.<br \/>\n3. Don&#8217;t insult her friends, even if she does.<br \/>\nby <a href=\"http:\/\/www.esquire.com\" target=_new>Esquire<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Punkt 1. m\u00f6chte ich ganz besonders unterstreichen. Ganz. Besonders. (Trust me: It works.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. Only acceptable pickup line: &#8220;Hi, my name is [insert your name]. What&#8217;s yours?&#8221; 2. On PMS: The fact that she knows hormones are causing her temporary crankiness doesn&#8217;t make the feelings any less real, so cut her some slack. At those times when she criticizes your mood, it&#8217;s okay to remind her of how [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-81","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=81"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=81"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=81"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vorspeisenplatte.de\/speisen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=81"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}