1. While yes sometimes means no, no always means no, as does
her ordering the garlicky pesto sauce, twirling her hair around her
finger while gazing absently into space, and getting up from the table
to go to the ladies' room and never returning.
2. Women, much like men, are human, and thus appreciate it when you
ask them questions about themselves.
3. Never ask a woman why she's mad at you, as she will only get madder
at your not knowing.
by Esquire

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